New AKC Titles

New AKC Titles
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Here are some AKC titles suggested but not yet approved!

BD: Bed Dog:
Waits to be invited on the bed. 
Able to get on bed by self.
Snuggles next to you when you are alone in bed.
Remembers not to scratch in bed.
Knows not to eliminate in bed.

BDX: Bed dog excellent:
All of the above plus -
Able to get up on bed between two sleeping adults and
find a comfortable place without disturbing people.
Jumps off bed without waking anyone up.
Does not leap off bed barking if a cat walks through the room.

UBD: Utility bed dog:
All of the above plus -
Able to get up on bed with a person and at least one other dog, and find a good space without awakening person.
Has learned not to let gas while in bed.
Does not leap off bed barking even if other dogs in household start barking.

UBDX: Utility bed dog excellent:
All of the above plus -
Wipes feet before getting on bed.
Gets on bed with another dog and two cats and a person without disturbing person.
Rearranges cats to get closer to person.
Blames cat if lets gas in bed.
Does not leave bed until person is ready to get up in the morning.