Rules Of Etiquette For The Inexperienced Dog
Rules Of Etiquette For The Inexperienced Dog
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- If you have an upset stomach, get into a chair quickly. If you cannot manage this in time, get to an Oriental rug, or, shag is good.
- Determine quickly which guest hates dogs. Sit next to that person's leg. He won't dare push you off, and will even call you "nice dog". If you can arrange to have dog food on you breath, even better.
- Always accompany guests to the bathroom. It is not necessary to do anything. Just sit and stare.
- Do not allow closed doors in any room. To get one open stand on hind legs and hammer with forepaws. One the door is open, stand on hind legs and hammer with forepaws. Once the door is opened for you, sit. You can change your mind. When you have ordered an outside door opened, stand half in and half out and think about several things. This is particularly important in cold weather and mosquito season.
- Get enough sleep during the day so you are fresh for play between 2 and 4 a.m.